building webs was for suckas

lol, you go sign guy.
I’ve always dreamed of growing up to be Amy Poehler.
— Amy Poehler
kids these days….
(literal)LOL
this movie was really quite good:
’” “Cedar Rapids” wears both its heart and its big nasty private parts on its sleeve, and somehow comes out perfectly paced. The script is spit-shined into one big authentic, overheard conversation. And while it’s only March, it may be the funniest movie of the year.” full review
behold:
A DOG. DRESSED AS A WATERMELON. EATING A WATERMELON.


its funny because its true
MY LIFE DOT COM
you don’t even know…..
“I bet you said some shit there that you wish you hadn’t said.” “Don’t…don’t be a SHIT in my cut.”
In Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Tila Tequila & Jennifer Aniston
“thats a great story…”
OMGOD, this is unbelievably funny. i <3 u zach galifianafuck.